MEDIA STATEMENTAll Media 15 October 2015 For Immediate use OSCAR PISTORIUS TO BE PLACED ON 20 OCTOBER 2015 The Kgosi Mampuru II Correctional Supervision and Parole Board (CSPB) today, 15 October 2015, approved the placement of offender Oscar Pistorius under correctional supervision as from 20 October 2015. The parole board met in Pretoria for the… More Here’s the full #OscarPistorius statement, just in case you’re interested
On Saturday, police arrested four armed men — and well done to them! Were these men about to commit a crime? I don’t know, but it certainly seems possible. After all, they were found with four firearms one of them an R4 rifle! This is the same rifle used by the SA Army, so you don’t really want people running around… More Arrested…and then let go!
Yesterday, while lying on the couch watching cartoons [yes, cartoons: Phineas and Ferb is great, okay!] a loud bang set my dogs running outside. Their barks heralded trouble. They went ballistic. Something was wrong. I went to investigate and found…monkeys. Nothing more or less special than a gang [yes, a gang] of monkeys running around in the complex with… More Get your hands off my DSTV, you damn dirty ape!