Get your hands off my DSTV, you damn dirty ape!

Yesterday, while lying on the couch watching cartoons [yes, cartoons: Phineas and Ferb is great, okay!] a loud bang set my dogs running outside. Their barks heralded trouble. They went ballistic. Something was wrong. I went to investigate and found…monkeys. Nothing more or less special than a gang [yes, a gang] of monkeys running around in the complex with… More Get your hands off my DSTV, you damn dirty ape!