Cheeeeep. Cheeeeeep. Cheeeeeep.
At exactly 5.03am, that was the sound I was woken up to. Cheeeep. Cheeeeeep. I don’t know what was happening to that bird, but it clearly decided to cheeeeep its way through the dawn. I don’t know what type of screeching, banshee-like bird of death it might have been, but I wish it would die.