Let’s get this out of the way early: I know nothing about Harry Potter. Nothing. Nada. Zippo. Zilch. Niks nie. I do, however, like messing around with the titles and substituting my name for his. Okay, now that’s out of the way, I’ll get back to what I wanted to say.
I’m grumpy today.
No, I don’t know why. No, nothing’s wrong. No, nothing’s bothering me, is on my mind or keeping me up at night. I’m just grumpy, okay.