For some time many of us have wondered who is Jack Schitt. We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, “You don’t know Jack Schitt.” Well, thanks to my ongoing research, you can now respond factually and intellectually.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt, who married Oh Schitt, who was of Japanese origin. In turn, Jack Schit married Noe Schitt. The couple had 6 children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt got divorced and she married Ted Sherlock and became Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Lota Schitt and had a rather nervous disposition-affected child named, Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers in a double wedding. The newspaper invited everyone to the Schitt-Happens wedding.
Bull Schitt traveled the world and returned home with an italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
So from now on, no one can tell you that you dont know Jack Schitt…